June 13th

June 13- Arctic Zero

In a perfect world, this pint of ice cream would actually be satisfying for 150 calories. In a perfect world, I would still like the taste of diet foods. In a perfect world, this would taste like a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. In a perfect world, I would also look like Leighton Meester and have her job/wardrobe/fictional love life with Chuck Bass.

Do you see where this is going?

I came home from my catering class ready to eat this whole pint while watching The Voice and the MTV Movie Awards Show I missed weeks ago. Unfortunately, it was gross boring and needed some doctoring. I’m down with getting my creativity on, so I blended it in the Magic Blender with some milk, nutella, and MnMs. Please tell me how something can still taste bad after all that? And how I still ate it anyway.

My fault. I’m an idealist.

xoxo Maddy